If Tumblr Trained for the Hunger Games
- Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
- Me: Sonic it.
- Me: Get the salt.
- Me: Fake your own death.
- Me: Expelliarmus.
- Me: Use the Force.
- Me: Use the crossbow.
- Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
- Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.
oh my god that au just hurt my soul I’m still sobbing and looking at it and wishing that’s what had happened but I know it cannot be that way