April 2012
If Tumblr Trained for the Hunger Games
- Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
- Me: Sonic it.
- Me: Get the salt.
- Me: Fake your own death.
- Me: Expelliarmus.
- Me: Use the Force.
- Me: Use the crossbow.
- Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
- Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.
oh my god that au just hurt my soul I’m still sobbing and looking at it and wishing that’s what had happened but I know it cannot be that way
March 2012
Norman kissed Alan Rickman, so why can’t he kiss Sean?
Because this would happen
But it would be worth it.

and then this
and not a single fuck would be given that day



